[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Brad Paisley - Those Crazy Christians I couldn't find the chords for this song anywhere so I worked it out myself. This is my first tab, so any suggestions/corrections are welcome. Standard Tuning/No Capo Chord Progression: D G D Bm A G A G D Bm A D G D Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today Bm A G But the church bells woke me up and theyâre a half a mile away D G D Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivinâ down my street Bm A G Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebeeâs A G They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore D Bm A They pray before a football game and every time they score A G Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul D Bm A Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane And fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesusâ name No, they ainât the late night party kind They curse the devilâs whiskey while they drink the Saviorâs wine A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then One tearful confession and heâs born again again Someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing Itâs like they canât wait to forgive someone for just about anything Those crazy Christians Instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon Theyâre by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room And every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me Whoâs not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be They march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know They dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians They look to heaven their whole life And I think what if theyâre wrong but what if theyâre right You know itâs funny, much as Iâm baffled by it all If I ever really needed help, well you know who Iâd call Is those crazy Christians