[ Предположительная тональность: C ] [Intro] C G C F C [Verse 1] Dm She says not to buy her flowers G7 C Or big expensive gifts Dm She says she don't want jewlery G7 C And she doesn't need another dress F If I want to show her how much I adore her C G/B Am The best way that I've found C Is to make sure when I'm finished G C G C I put that toilet seat down [Verse 2] Dm We've been to counseling G7 C To try and see the ways we could improve Dm This thing between us G7 C C7 And different ways to show each other "I love you" F Forget about those getaway vacations C G/B Am To romantic coastal towns C If you want to say "I love you" G C C7 Then put that toilet seat down [Chorus] F 'Cause in the middle of the night C It's cold and it's dark G And when I hear my name in vain C C7 I know I haven't done my part F She just wants me to support her C G/B Am And the best way that I've found C Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch G C G C I put that toilet seat down [Instrumental] Em A D F G C G/B Am F G C G/B [Bridge] Am I know it's kind of funny F You can teach a little puppy C G C But it's very hard to train a grown man Am When I'm all about my business F And the path of least resistance D G She's the one that suffers in the end [Chorus] F In the middle of the night C It's cold and it's dark G And when I hear my name in vain C C7 I know I haven't done my part F She just wants me to support her C G/B Am Fm/Ab And the best way that I've found C/G Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch G F I put that toilet seat down Fm C Down, down