I remember working on a rooftop In the hot summer sun all day Now I work two hours a night It feels a lot more like play 'Fore Kenny joined the band He used to hang dry wall Ben worked down at Valentino's So when you see us up here and think Man they're lucky You don't have to tell us 'cause we know (Chorus:) Yeah, we're laughing all the way to the bank 'Cause it all just seems so funny A bunch of guys like us In a big tour bus Making that easy money Desperado hauled cattle Grady drove trucks Justin had a hot dog stand Kevin sold records And Brent sold shoes And Gary was a garbage man (Chorus) I used to have an ex-girlfriend That didn't understand She said boy you're going nowhere fast You oughta get a real job Why don't you quit that band Now she can kiss my backstage pass (Chorus 2x)