She was 17 and she, she was a loser That didn't mean that much to me She got drunk one day and stole my daddy's car She went and drove into a tree I got pissed off one day and threw her down some stairs She cried, "oh daddy, don't hit me" She broke a bottle over her best friends head It's a wonder she's not dead She's a loser And she thinks we all abuse her She doesn't know who to believe I lost her number and i never called her back But it's all the same to me She found out the band was playing at a local And now she's pissed off at me She's a loser And she thinks we all abuse her She doesn't know who to believe She's a thorn in my side And she stole my daddy's ride I wish she was lost at sea I just tried to be her friend And now i don't know where this ends I wish she would marry me, not bury me She's a loser And she thinks we all abuse her You know she makes me so happy She was 17 and she She was a loser She meant everything to me She got drunk one night And bit me till it scarred I let her do the other arm She's a loser And she thinks we all abuse her You know she makes me so happy She's a thorn in my side (you know she makes me so happy) And she stole my daddy's ride I wish she was lost at sea (you know she makes me so happy) And I just tried to be her friend and i don't know where that ends (you know she makes me so happy) I wish she would marry me, not bury me (you know she makes me so happy)