The Gospel according to Tony Day The Gospel according to Tony Day The Gospel according to Tony Day If I find a girl he'll take her away Rotten Tony! The Gospel according to Brendan O'Lear The Gospel according to Brendan O'Lear The Gospel according to Brendan O'Lear If I buy him a Scotch, he'll buy me a beer Tight fist, friends The Gospel according to Pat Hewitt The Gospel according to Pat Hewitt The Gospel according to Pat Hewitt If it's written on a sweater then I'd better not, you do it Ah Got to, got to Your mind, blow i Blow it The Gospel according to Marianne Brent The Gospel according to Marianne Brent The Gospel according to Marianne Brent She'll be mine if I pay the rent Good old Marianne, who needs friends, oh That's the fucking time, take a look at my life and you'll see Take a quick, butchers, rotten Mary down the oak