Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz He was just a rookie cop, just a baby Fuzz He patrolled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip He protected you and me until he met a girl called Alice D Alice was the girl that all the hippies dread And they called her sweet Alice the head Alice it was plain to see, was full of pot and stp She'd attract a great big crowd, because her inner piece was much too loud Good Buzz did the thing that good Fuzz must Stuck his gun in Alice's chest and said "This is a bust" Shone the flashlight in her eyes, she began to hypnotize Buzz said "What a wild sensation, this must be hallucination"tion tion Love is so sensational, when you fall in love with eyes dilatational Now they're taking pills and shots and Buzz is not afraid of Watts He and Alice D have shown the way of where the fuzz might be some day Buzz is still a cop of course, he's the pusher on the force He's protecting you and me from evil women like miss Alice D