It's gonna be grand when you take the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah Peter with the heater, he's such a messy eater He's got frogs in his eyes from telling those lies Sunday's almost Monday and you gotta understand It's gonna be grand when you take the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah Shelly 's silver belly, she's got me on the telly Down with the dog he's a rockabilly yob The kids are young, but that's how we begun You gotta understand when you take the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah You're gonna be grand (x4) Paladin heat with the dancing feet Rides a two tone bike he does what he likes But my head is alright but you're out of sight But you gotta understand when you take the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah You're gonna be grand (Repeat to end)