(Duo : Björk/Tony Ferrino / Live BBC's Comic relief) Tony Ferrino : It's a short time affair You're my children's au-pair But I just couldn't bear Tony Ferrino & Björk : To keep my hands off you Björk : I was barely eighteen What you did was obscene But to me it felt clean Tony Ferrino & Björk : What else was I to do? Tony Ferrino : The memory still lingers You're cooking the kids fish-fingers And ironing Björk : Each morning you'd come down In your paisley dressing gown Then you sing And the yearning started for a short-time affair Tony Ferrino : No intention to stray Björk : I was caught in your snare Tony Ferrino : But my wife was awake Björk : It was so debonaire Tony Ferrino : So I thought what the heck Tony Ferrino & Björk : I knew I couldn't resist Tony Ferrino : It was a short time affait Björk : You're the man you're the boss Tony Ferrino : When I find you right there Björk : Like the father I lost Tony Ferrino : Clean our silver-ware Björk : So to hell with the cost Tony Ferrino & Björk : Right then at once we kissed Björk : You took me to the kitchen, you're hands kinda started twitchin', felt so shy Tony Ferrino : Nothing could stop what followed, lucky for me you swallowed Björk : I know it's all over now Tony Ferrino : Try to be strong somehow Björk : I start a brand new life Tony Ferrino : Please, please don't tell my wife Björk : I won't stop loving you Tony Ferrino : Please, please don't tell my wife Björk : Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen Tony Ferrino : We must never meet again Björk : Short time affair, heeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooooooo Tony Ferrino : Short time affair , eeeeee oooooooooooo