My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Yet, you're my fav'rite work of art. Is your figure less than Greek ? Is your mouth a little weak ? When you open it to speak, are you smart ? But don't change on hair for me, not if you care for me. Stay little Valentine, sty ! Each day is Valentine's day. Is your figure less than Greek ? Is your mouth a little wek ? When you open it to speak, are you smart ? But please, don't change on hair for me, not if you care for me. Stay little Valentine, stay ! Each day is Valentine's day.