Everyone gather round now sing us a song just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone For two weeks and seven days our fair foreign friend I have this feeling we might never see Steven again But We thought he was gone Yet he's come back again last week it was funny now the jokes wearing thin cuz everyone knows now that every night now will be Steven's last night in town He's charmed everyone here except Tamara Easter who later revealed to him her innermost secrets won us over with stories about Linda McCartney lost points with the ladies for saying he couldn't love a woman with cellulite But We thought he was gone yet he's come back again last week it was funny now the jokes wearing thin cuz everyone knows now that every night now will be Steven's last night in town We were talking 'bout something seems like was funny then Steven got quiet I think Steven was mad maybe he wasn't mad but he felt really strange in the moment but the moment was past and forgotten about But we thought he was gone Yet he's come back again last week it was funny And now the jokes wearing thin cuz everyone knows now that every night now will be Steven's last night in town