Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they're not apprised Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future So as not to get all screwed by methods here and after devised So will I And I guess I will protect myself from you Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk And I will protect myself from you I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk You're not exactly what I'm looking for You don't even know that when I've got it straight, now keep it in mind No you're not what I was looking for I just need a little more of what you've got a little bit don't make me laugh And I guess I will protect myself from you Sometimes I get so tickled I just can't talk but I will protect myself from you I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk always free free to walk (hey) Whatever happens between you and me today probably will be OK But won't bother me anyway And I guess I will protect myself from you Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk but I will protect myself from you And I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk free F-R-E-E You can't, you can't hurt me causes I don't care about you I don't give a shit I don't give a shit about you woah The pussy - ass sounds of white - people playing jazz