Put whiskey in the gas tank put blood on the wheels I gotta jar of tobacco and I'm down with the deal well I know that I'm loaded and I'm outta my mind I gotta make it to Texas to see that woman of mine well my face is all bloodshot there's a stain on my shirt if I don't make it to Fort Worth someone's bound to get hurt yeah well I know I'm loaded and I'm outta my mind gotta make it to Texas to see that woman of mine well I blew out the engine down in Abilene and I got on the school bus I started revvin' that thing yeah I know that I'm loaded yeah I'm outta my mind I gotta make it to Texas to see that woman of mine