Qué onda guero? Qué onda Jose? See the vegetable man In the vegetable van With a horn that's honking Like a mariachi band In the middle of the street People gather around Put the dollar-dollar-dollar in the can Ay guey!, que onda? TJ cowboys hang around Sleeping in the sidewalk With a Burger King crown Never wake 'em up Mas cerveza Til the rooster crows Vatos de gallos Qué onda guero? Qué onda guero? Qué onda guero? Qué onda guero? Mano Blancos roll with crowbars singing rancheras on cheap guitars Abuelitas with plastic bags Walking to the church with the Spanish candles Daily borracho says 'que putas!' Andale, Joto, your popsicle's melting Run better run, da doo run run Mara Salvatrucha in the midnight sun Guero, where are you going? Qué onda guero? Guero, where are you going? Qué onda güero? Rampart boys with loaded rifles Guatemalan soccer ball instant replays Mango ladies, vendedores And a busstop singer Banda macho chorus Qué onda guero? A donde vayas Qué onda guero? A donde vayas ¿Y donde encontrastes ese? en un hoyo Alla en Tampico Hey vamos a jugar futbol ahàen el Griffith park Tampico and Vermont La locura Yeah now I'm going to LACC I'm taking a ceramics class See the vegetable man James Joyce Michael Bolton Qué onda guero, where are you going? Qué onda guero, where are you going? Hey what's up guero? "You doing pushups?" No te veo guero! El guero! Que Pasa Otra vero guero I dunno I saw a puppet at Tang's with a mullet and a popsicle. Hey Guero Que locura! Chico Hey Guero Yeah Bro? Hehehe, footlong? Let's go to Cap'n Cork. They got the new Yanni cassette.