She took me off my guard with disappointment I got sucked inside of her apartment She's got dried-up flowers, flakey skin A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin She's a nightmare hippy girl With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world She's a whimsical, tragical beauty Self-conscious and a little bit fruity It's a new age let-down in my face She's so spaced out and there ain't no space She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style [Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...] She's a nightmare hippy girl With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world She's a whimsical, tragical beauty Uptight and a little bit snooty Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...] She's a magical, sparklin' tease She's a rainbow chokin' the breeze Yo, she's busting out onto the scene With nightmare bogus poetry She's a melted avocado on the shelf She's the science of herself She's spazing out on a cosmic level And she's meditating with the devil She's cooking salad for breakfast She's got tofu the size of Texas She's a witness to her own glory She's a never-ending story She's a frolicking depression She's a self-inflicted obsession She's got a thousand lonely husbands She's playin' footsie in another dimension She's a goddess milking the time for all that it's worth