[ Предположительная тональность: Em ] Property Quiz Capo 3rd Fret - Standard Tuning Am Em All the secrets we have shared Am Em Have moved to a couple better paired Am Em Am So if he impales himself on javelin or spike Em Am I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike And if he wants to be smart And enter a property quiz Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his Am Em Am Em G Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his Chorus Am D G And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch Am D G I will gladly supplement that extra little inch C G D And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz Am D G D Em If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his Am D G If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his Now you've found someone new May I watch him do what I used to do So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against Maybe I shouted too loud Maybe you were blissfully deaf But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch I will gladly supplement that extra little inch And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his I hope he likes to fly And is a good host to every guest 'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch I will gladly supplement that extra little inch And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his Now you've found someone new By DannyInE