[ Предположительная тональность: Am ] Intro: Dm G x2 Dm G Guard your body with the best barbed wire Dm G And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire F C Dm G Dm G But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights Dm G Wear your dresses like they're up for hire Dm G And leave them with your humor in the tumble dryer Dm C Dm And watch yourself stumble down a lane with no lights Dm C Dm School like life turns some men into mice Dm C Dm What you need now is a little piece of mouse advice F Am Well they say be wary of strangers F G Especially if they offer you sweets F Am But there ain't no government health warning F G On half the mad fuckers you meet F Am Save yourself personal tragedy F Am Go back to the man with the sweets F Am Do yourself schooling favor F C Head back to the man with the sweets Dm G Those who feared cancer never had much to say Dm G They bored us at parties onto forty a day Dm C Dm They forced us into corners and onto forty a day Dm G The dentist's chair is the only time Dm G That anybody ever looks at their mouth Dm C Dm The dentist give their teeth something to chatter about Dm C Dm School like life turns some men into mice Dm C Dm To avoid the rat-trap take the mouse's advice F Am Well they say be wary of strangers F G Especially if they offer you sweets F Am But there ain't no government health warning F G On half the mad fuckers you meet F Am Save yourself personal tragedy F Am Go back to the man with the sweets F Am Do yourself schooling favor F Am Head back to the man with the sweets Dm G Dm G Dm C Dm