It's the little old lady from Pasadena It's the little old lady from Pasadena Go granny, go granny, go granny go Got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias Go granny, go granny, go granny go But parked in her rickety old garage Is a brand new shiny red Super-Stock Dodge ~CHORUS~ And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena You can see her on the street just gettin' her kicks now Go granny, go granny, go granny go With her four speed stick and her four-twenty-six now Go granny, go granny, go granny go She's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later 'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator