Well here comes a dance that will never be banned now (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) Yeah, stolen from a story called "The Baker's Man" now (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) (Choo choo choo choo-do choo choo) It's impossible too sweet to cross the land???? (Patty cake patty cake) Put your favorite records on and start the show now (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) Abra-cadabra look at everyone go now (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) (Choo choo choo choo-do choo choo) Alakazam this dance has got to grow now (Patty cake patty cake) Well they tell me that it's optional to use your feet But now you really don't need them if you keep your beat Well Arthur Murray's gettin' blurry tryin' to learn that jive When all the kids from coast to coast are really comin' alive Well go tell the gang what a time you've had now (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) This Friday night we'll start a regular fad now (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) (Choo choo choo choo-do choo choo) We'll do the Baker 'til it drives us mad now (Patty cake patty cake) (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) (Choo choo choo choo-do choo choo) (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) Come on and take a lesson now (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) Clap your partner's hands (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) Not too hard (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) Now slap her in the face (Patty cake patty cake baker's man) What a disgrace (Choo choo choo choo-do choo choo) (Patty cake patty cake) (Patty cake patty cake baker's man