Back in the good old days when dancing meant exploding The idea was simple for a decent overloading And for a multiple flash with no chords attached He came up with a more remote flash trigger It's connected to an accessory in his hip Which automatically fires in perfect synchro But perhaps his most exciting development is his angle They call it the dance It's the St. Vitus dance Such flexibility What an accessory See his soft bounce What flexibility Such a soft bounce What an accessory. And for special effects he has six filters Three coloured red with the others pilfered And if you really want to know what that means He could throw a blue flash from eighty five feet Of course you might want to check your own little output So we devised a few simple and easy to crack contortions So you can bump and scrape all the day through With the dance, it's the St. Vitus dance, the St. Vitus dance Such flexibility, what an accessory, such a soft bounce What flexibility, such a soft bounce, check his hot shoe, feel his output He's a light machine, see his angle He's a light machine.