It's a funny thing. I look at you. I get a thrill I never knew. Isn't it a pity We never met before? Here we are at last. It's like a dream. The two of us A perfect team. Isn't it a pity We never met before? Imagine all the lonely years we've wasted. Me with the neighbors. You at silly labors. What joys untasted. My nights were sour, Spent with Schopenhauer Let's forget the past. Let's both agree That I'm for you And you're for me. And it's such a pity We never, never met before. Imagine all the years we've wasted. Fishing for salmon Losing at backgammon. What joys untasted. Me at the Prado, You in Colorado. Happiest of girls I'm sure to be If only you would say to me That it's such a pity We never met before. What an awful pity We never, never met before.