I am woman, you are man I am smaller, so you can be taller than I am softer to the touch Its a feeling I like feeling very much You are someone whom Ive admired Still our friendship leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this? I am woman, you are man I am woman You are man Lets kiss I am woman, you are man I am gentle, so you can be barbarian Im all pleats and pins and rogue Mostly sham, but man I love the subterfuge I am fiction, I hope you are fact This contradiction is what makes it a perfect act Oh does it take more explanation than this? I am woman, you, you are man I am woman You are man Lets, oh lets, oh lets Lets kiss