You dont have to shout >from now on Im out of the kitchen Whats more I cant stand your cigarette brand And I switchin Im unhappy with things the way theyve occurred It is time to face facts and not mince a word Certain parties with bird brains are getting the bird! Au revoir, fare thee well, and good-bye And Ill tell you why A funny thing happened on my way to love I lost the young fellow Ive been dreaming of He changed while I waited and hoped for his call Into someone whos no fun at all So Ill start forgetting What else can I do? And much thanks for letting me practice on you Its farewell my lovely Excuse please my dust Unravel and travel and lust No tears No hurt surprise Its with a pleasant glow I realize If I have that much love so deep true and strong All ready to hand my dear mister wrong To stew both the treasures, the joy and delight Ill give to my own mister right. So hasta lavista, factah, toodle-ooh The world will keep turning but nut around you Theres someone else waiting whos more than a friend Best wishes and dishes Ill send So So long, Im on my way And may I say If I had this much love so deep true and strong All ready to hand you my dear mister wrong Just think of the treasures the joy and delight Ill give As long as I live Day and night To my own mister right!