Fanny & chorus Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress Look at me I am shaking all over, Shaking all over Im a mess Waiting wondering what Ill be thinking When he comes walking through that door Whatll come walking through that door A man I never saw in my life before Oh, I am so nervous I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now) Right over theres the doorway, he will be walking through Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen) I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now) Oy but Im nervous listen to my heart pound Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime I got a blind date An with my luck hell be on time I got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (shes an idiot) This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do What an idiot) One thing I know is shirley aint sitting on no shelf If he was such a vow shed keep him for herself (its only natural) She says she is hes nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but shes an Idiot) Ill bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot) What do I need from shirley her and her fifty cup I got a blind date and Im praying he stands me up Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, Ill stand him up. I smell a rat Anyway. umm. Im gonna hide under the bed, hell never see me, hell walk in and look Around, I wouldnt be there, hell go away and thats the end of that. Perrfect! Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear You didnt see a thing Oeps there he is! Now quiet everybody sssh quiet! Blind date: rosalie? ! Rosalie: oi, oi, oi Blind date: rosalie? ! thats odd she doesnt seem to be here Rosalie: smart, smart! Blind date: Ive been stood up, its news Rosalie: well its better than put down Blind date: this has never happened before Rosalie: what and ego! Blind date: rosalie? ! Rosalie: sh, sh, sh! Rosalie: it worked, it worked! He never saw me. boy am I lucky I didnt see him neither, But I can just imagine what a lox that one was. Rosalie: I got it right her shirley was playing tricks Voice: no, no, thats wrong, you got it wrong Rosalie: wait, wait, what thats not right? Voice: no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph Rosalie: rudolph who? Voice: rudolph valentino Rosalie: get away Voice: yeah, the sheik from arabia Rosalie: not the phantom from the opera? Voice: uh, uh Rosalie: the sheik from where? Voice: the sheik from arabia Rosalie: get away Voice: thats right Rosalie: wait a minute is this person kidding me around here? Voice: no, no absolutely Rosalie: get away Rosalie: well thats what happened I let him get away What do Ill do now maybe become a nun (thats impossible) Im calling shirley maybe shell bring a gun Please shirley, even if hes lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall Having a blind date is better than having No date, at no time with no one at all. Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon Shirley get me out of here! Oh this one is cute.
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