I tell you a story, but you won't listen It's about a nightmare steeped in tradition It's the story of a coked-up pansy Who spent his nights in flights of fancy Met two fellas over gin and mixes They talked for a while and soon got the picture One was a soaped-up soho mincer The other was a pikey with a knowledge of scriptures The conversation turned evil They talked about people Why did you do it to so many?