Hey Well, talk to me Whisper in my ear Be quiet Don't let anyone else hear [x2-all] [Chorus:] Don't you think they want me for it? Can't you see they arrested me for it? I just hope they don't need me for it Birds and bees will soon be falling now We found out We found out We found out Wrong direction Silly alien Made a promise To a young man [x2-all] [Chorus] We all love We are not proud of that We all wish we had a silly hat [x2-all] [Chorus without we found out.] Johnny and Clyde will dance with me for it Sarah and Eileen would kiss me for it Sue and Joanne will kill me for it Richard and Larry will pay a lot for it Malcolm and Alan might have drugged me for it Mum and Dad will love me for it