[ Предположительная тональность: D ] This song is actually by The Jane Austen Argument, but they played it with AFP on the album "Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under" Capo 2 G Bm I have a little house Em D G Bm Em Close to town but not to the city D G Bm Em Far from home but near my family D G Bm No water views but so close to the sea Em D G Bm Em D I see, this is how my little life could be G Bm Em And I'm filling it with things D G Bm Em Like furniture I find on the street D G Bm Em And all the special things I'd like to eat D G Bm Em Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, I'll meet them D *Em While I'm orbiting the world *D *Em D And it's so pretty and so lonely G Bm Em D G Bm Em My lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide D G Bm Em And my sex life has all been plagiarized D G Bm Em D In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline G Bm Em I'd like to rent a wife D G Bm Em Then rent a husband to keep her for life D G Bm The three of us, we could be so happy Em D G Bm Them with each other, me with company Em D *Em I'll see them off on a flight around the world *D *Em D And it's so pretty and so lonely Em D I could just die, I might just die Em D I could just die, I might just die G Bm Em And at my funeral D G Bm Em They will say Tom he was such a nice guy D G Bm Em He went too early but he went in style D G Bm Em They'll play my music and then they will cry D G Bm Em Then they'll have a little wake D G Bm Em They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake D G Bm Em And my mother's little heart will break D G Bm And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake. Em D G Bm Em He can't be dead, take me instead" D Em Oh, but I'm not dead D They tell me I'm not dead Em And they say that I'm not dead D And that I won't die for some time G Bm Em In my little house D G Bm Em Just writing little songs to pass the time D G Bm Em Which incidentally is seven forty nine D G Bm Em So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D G Bm Em And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D G Bm Em Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D G Bm Em Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D G Bm Em Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D G I'm just so fucking fine. *= I'm not sure if this is right. If you don't use a capo, then... G--> A Bm--> C#m Em--> F#m D--> E