Alice Cooper - No Man's Land - Текст песни

I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing Santa
	Not because of any talent but because I was the
	only one the suit would fit
	Everybody shopping, little sticky kids were hopping
	on my lap with their fingers in my beard,
	I guess they thought that I was really it
	She sat down on my lap and said to me
	I'm twenty three and I need someone
	You look like someone who could play with me
	Stay with me, all day with me

	'Cause I'm in no man's land
	Can't seem to find a real man
	You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
	She said I'm in no man's land
	I'm gonna show you a real good time
	I'd gladly pay you double overtime

	She was beggin' to be mine, but my job was on the line
	Should I say or should I go? I just didn't know
	...Hmmmm

	I left fifty kids standin' in line, they were whining, they were crying
	and their mothers they were screaming in hysterics and I swear
	I never heard such profanity
	I dropped my suit on the floor,
	they were trying to block the door
	They were calling her a whore
	They were driven to nativital insanity
	We drove away in her Mercedes Benz,
	dirty blond split ends in the breeze
	She said I want to put you under my tree
	You're just a little gift from me to me

	'Cause I'm in no man's land
	Can't seem to find a real man
	You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
	She said I'm in no man's land
	You know I'm ready for a real good time
	I'd gladly pay you double overtime

	She had money all her life
	She wasn't lookin' to become my wife
	She said, I hope you understand,
	I just want a nightful of man, Sonny

	She didn't notice I was thin with a delicate chin
	Nor the softness of my skin, nor the scent of my other personalities
	She didn't see through my disguise - didn't see it in my eyes
	She was in for a surprise when she discovered my emotional plurality

	She said Come and lay down on the floor with me
	It's warmer here by the fire
	She didn't know that there was more of me
	She'd have to learn to love all four of me

	'Cause I'm in no man's land
	I'm lookin' for the real me
	If only I could feel me
	You know I'm in no man's land
	Sometimes I gotta play me
	It's really hard to stay me
	Hey, I'm in no mans land
	I'm looking for the real me
	If only I could feel me
	You know I'm in no man's land
	Sometimes I gotta play me
	It's really hard to stay me
	Oh, I'm in no man's land
	I'm looking for the real me
	If only I could feel me