Alice Cooper - I Better Be Good - Текст песни

If I ain't cool
	My daddy gonna send me
	To Military School
	If I ain't nice
	My girlie gonna freeze me
	With cold shoulder ice
	If I'm real late
	My teacher gonna use me
	For alligator bait
	So, I better be good
	I better be good

	If I jump on the gas
	The cops are gonna jump
	All over my back
	If I smoke too much
	Doctor says he's gonna
	Put my lungs in a crutch
	If I'm caught without my pants
	Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
	Until he sees me dance

	So, I better be good
	I had better be good
	You better be nice
	You better be nice
	You better be nice
	You better be nice
	Nice, nice, nice - you better be
	Nice, nice, nice - you better be
	Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
	Nice, nice, nice

	Nice, nice, nice
	Nice, nice, nice
	You better be nice tonight

	If I spray it on the seat
	Lady gonna tie a big knot
	In the meat
	If I spewey too fast
	Lover's gonna stick
	My Wrangler in a cast
	If zipper grabs skin
	I'll know I had it out
	When I shoulda kept it in
	Ow.

	I better be good
	I better be good
	I better be good
	Ooh.

	You better be nice
	You better be nice
	You better be nice
	You better be nice
	Nice, nice, nice - you better be
	Nice, nice, nice - you better be
	Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
	Nice, nice, nice

	I'd better be nice tonight - yeah
	Nice, nice, nice
	Nice, nice, nice
	Nice, nice, nice