[ Предположительная тональность: C ] Eb I know Seymour's the greatest G Dbdim Cm But I'm dating a semi-sadist. G Am So I've got a black eye D7 G C G C And my arm's in a cast. Eb Still that Semore's a Cutie G Dbdim Cm Well, if not, he's got inner beauty G And I dream of a place Am D7 G C G C Where we could be together at last G9 C A matchbox of our own Dsus D7 G A fence of real chain link, Em G A grill out on the patio A A7 C D7 Disposal in the sink F G7 F A washer and a dryer C Dbdim and an ironing machine G Dsus In a tract house that we share D7 G C G C Somewhere that's green. G9 C He rakes and trims the grass Dsus D7 G He loves to mow and weed Em G I cook like Betty Crocker A A7 C D7 And I look like Donna Reed F G7 F There's plastic on the furniture C Dbmin To keep it neat and clean G Dsus In the Pine-Sol scented air D7 G C G C Somewhere that's green Eb F Between our frozen dinner G D7 G And our bedtime, nine-fifteen Em B G We snuggle watchin' Lucy A A7 D A7 D On our big, enormous twelve-inch screen G9 C I'm his December Bride Dsus D7 G He's Father, he knows best Em G Our kids watch Howdy Doody A A7 C D7 As the sun sets in the west F G7 F A picture out of Better Homes C Dbmin and Gardens magazine G Far from Skid Row C9 I dream we'll go D7 G C G C G somewhere that's green.