[ Предположительная тональность: G ] This is 100% accurate! Verse 1, Chorus, Verse 2, Chorus, Verse 3, Chorus (x2), To the tune of Jingle bells. G Dashing through the snow C In my rusty Chevrolet Am D7 Down the road I go G Sliding all the way I need new piston rings C I need some new snow tires Am G My car is held together D7 G By a piece of chicken wire Chorus D7 G Oh, rust and smoke The heater's broke The door just blew away C G I light a match to see the dash A7 D7 And then I start to pray... G The frame is bent The muffler went The radio's okay C G Oh, what fun it is to drive D7 G This rusty Chevrolet Verse 2 G I went to IGA C To get some Christmas cheer Am D7 I just patched up my left front tire G And it's gettin' hard to steer Skidding down the highway C Right past the county cops D7 I have to drag my swampers G To get the car to stop Verse 3 G Bouncing through the snow drifts C In a big, blue cloud of smoke D7 People laugh as I drive by G I wonder what's the joke I have to get to Wal-Mart C To pick up my layaway D7 'Cause Santa's comin' soon G In his big, old, rusty sleigh