Congratulations Bub You've joined the club and ev'rybody here agrees We got thefinest blend of nearly honest men Welcome to the forty thieves A fraternity of thugs that you can trust There's no thing up our eighty sleeves Got lots a grub to share Pull up on easy chair Welcome to the forty thieves Now you get to lie and cheat Never have to brush your teeth But we always aim to please Care for one another, you'll never miss your mother (Oh, I love you guys!) Scheming up a scam out on the lam Takin' whatever we please And if you like to lurk, you're gonna love this work Welcome to the forty thieves Welcome to the forty thieves Together we're the perfect team Larceny is in the genes Dare to share the family dream Live a life or leisure, counting all your treasure As an honorary member of the gang That no one alive ever leaves Ya gotta snatch and sneak or else your future's bleak We got a life time contract that you're bound to keep Ya wanna save your skin, you'd better fit right in Wel, Wel, Welcome to the Wel, Wel, Welcome to the forty thieves