Frank won't be coming in today, Joe.. or tomorrow Frank quit, bought a goat farm..moved to Ukiah I like really big tits (2x) Reading pornos, watchin' girly shows, takin' off their clothes I like watchin' gay men fight (2x) Walk like a macho man, love Hulk Hogan, love the slogan Hulk rules! I'm just God's gift to Earth (2x) Walkin' in a strut 'cross the side of the bar, drivin' a chevy truck You know me with gun racks Got a 40 growin' up Eat and live and breath dregs I'm born in the US of A Born in the US of A (2x) I'm just tryin' to be a man (2x) Drink from dawn to night, lookin' for a fight, makes everything alright I like really big tits (2x) I think I'll look up to all the girls A slut might just beat me up You know me with gun racks Got a 40 growin' up Eat and live and breath dregs I'm born in the US of A Born in the US of A (2x) (2x) We'll shiiiit Frank won't be coming in today, Joe.. or tomorrow. Frank quit, bought a goat farm..moved to Ukiah