Heard the neighbour slam his car door Don't he realise this is respectable street What d'you think he bought that car for 'cos he realise this is respectable street Now they talk about absorption In cosmopolitan proportions to their daughters As they speak of child prevention And immaculate receptions on their portable Sony entertainment centres. Now she speak about diseases And which proposition pleases best her old man Avon lady fills the creases When she manages to squeeze in past the caravans That never move from their front gardens. It's in the order of their hedgerows It's in the way their curtains open and close It's in the look they give you down their nose All part of decency's jigsaw I suppose Sunday church and they look fetching Saturday night saw him stretching over our fence Bang the wall for me to turn down I can see them with their stern frown As they dispense the kind of look that says They're perfect.