Well, maybe you're thinkin' I'm outasight 'cause I know you saw me kickin' at the gig last night maybe, baby, that's why they call twang bar king Rip bash smash, burn up a fret I can keep it in tune and nearly beat it to death yes, baby baby, that's why they call me twang bar king Well I can bash smash beat rip tear out the guts burn it up and make it scream yeah, yeah, yeah Ooohhh, listen, baby I ain't braggin' but I'm the twang bar king twang bar king