Ever since I was a kid I never did fit in While all the other fish were learning how to swim I was dying To be a member of the tribe And when I went to school my head was in a cloud The teacher said, "you will never be allowed, So dont try To be a member of the tribe" Now what can a square man do To fit in a big round world? If I am a hand and life is a glove I stick right out like a big sore thumb Why dont you come over to see me sometime I do impersonations from saturday night live Im dying To be a member of the tribe Now what can a square man do To fit in a big round world? Life might be a parade for some, But I stick out like a big bass drum I eat big macs and I watch mtv Ive been a k mart shopper since 1983 Cause Im trying To be a member of the tribe