From: Linz Jaglk2000@hotmail.com Chorus: Put on your yamukah Here comes Hannukah So much funnukah To celebrate Hannukah Hannukah is: the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We have eight crazy nights When you feel like/the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people that are Jewish like you and me: David Lee Roth Lights the menorah So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan And the late Dinah Shorah Guess who eats together at The Carnegie Deli? Bowser from Sha-Na-Na And Arthur Fonzarelli! Paul Newman's half Jewish And Goldie Hawn's half, too Put them together, What a fine looking Jew! You don't need to Deck the Halls Or Jingle Bell Rock, 'Cause you can spin the dreidel With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [Chorus] O.J. Simpson [not a Jew] But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew [He converted] We got Ann Landers and her Sister Dear Abby, Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish Not too shabby Some people think Ebenezer Scrooge is Well, he's not, but guess who is -- All three Stooges! [Chorus] So many Jews are in Show Biz Tom Cruise isn't but I think his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Hanukkah I hope I get a harmonica On this lovely lovely Hanukkah So drink your gin and tonica But don't smoke marijuanica If you really really wannika Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Hanukkah Happy Hannukah Everybody!
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