Performed by adam sandler and steve koren [sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [with annoying feminine voice] ok you guys, let's hear some spirit! [performing cheer] Cheerleader: united, we are united.. we'll be 'cause we're the tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - yeah! [no response] Cheerleader: come on you guys! I wanna hear you! [still no response] Cheerleader: come on! the girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! and we're gonna win 'cause we're the - Guy in crowd: sit down! Cheerleader: you guys are assholes! [whining] you think this is easy being a cheerleader!? let's see you come down here and try it! Guy: shut up! Cheerleader: you're the one who should be shutting up! this is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money. [half-crying] Guy: you suck! Cheerleader: [hurt] I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything. [something hurled and hit cheerleader] Cheerleader: owwww! who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school! [whining] [crowd cheering softly in background] Guy: we're sorry. [pause] Guy: just kidding, you suck! Cheerleader: [half-crying] ahhaw..no...