[ Предположительная тональность: C ] Adam Sandler played this song on Conan show. I am not sure about tuning though. Enjoy :) [Verse 1] C Em My old chair F G Is like a big comfy friend C Em It's soft and it's fuzzy F G With a brownish orangey blend C Em F G But the padding is gone, and I'm sorry to say C Em F7M I think it's time for me to throw my chair away C Em F G Ohhh nooo.... [Verse 2] C Em So I sit in you one last time F7M G I promise not to cry C Em F G Pull on your handle, then recline and say goodbye C Em So I put you out on the curb F G And I wish you good luck C Em Then I see a guy with a mullet drive by F G And put you in the back of his truck [Chorus 1] C G And I hope that he'll be good to you Am F7M Do the things that I couldn't do C G And I hope he gives you more than me Am F7M I hope that he is good company C G But when I climb into my bed Am Em And I turn off the lights F C Em F G I'll be wondering, who is farting in your cushion tonight [Verse 3] C Em F G I could always fart on you, you were always in the mood C Em F G Even that one summer when I was eating lots of Indian food C Em F G But I miss you more than ever and I know I'm to blame C Em F G I guess I can fart on the couch now, but baby it's just not the same [Chorus 2] C G And I miss you baby ohh so much Am F7M Your giant buttons and your velvet touch C G And I miss you more than anything Am F7M The ball poking of your broken spring C G Am Em If loving a chair is wrong I don't wanna be right F C Em F G So I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight [Verse 4] C Em Do you remember the night F G We watched the movie Norbit C Em And everytime I broke wind F G You were happy to absorb it C Em And after I go jogging F G My sweaty ass would get your seat wet C Em And when I accidentally shat in my pants F G You kept it a secret [Chorus 3] C G And I think that I should let you know Am F7M I'm sorry that I let you go C G And everyday I hope I see Am F7M My chair on the curb just waiting for me C G I dream about you all the time Am Em And I hope you're all right F G C G Am Em Thats why I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight F G C Cause I wish it was me who is farting in your cushion tonight