off the album 'WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?' Tabbed by Samy Arbid (hesher104@aol.com) Chords: A x02220 - D xx0232 - E 022100 Little thing says: This is a song, that uh, there's alot of Christmas songs out there, but not too many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukkah songs. Here we go... Intro: Rhy. Fig. 1 A E D E |--0--0-----0-0-0-0------2--2-----0-0-0-0------| |--2--2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--3--3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| |o-2--2-0-0-1-1-1-1-0-0--2--2-0-0-1-1-1-1-0-0-o| |o-2--2-0-0-2-2-2-2-0-0--0--0-0-0-2-2-2-2-0-0-o| |--0--0-0-0-2-2-2-2-0-0--0--0-0-0-2-2-2-2-0-0--| |----------------------------------------------| Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah, Verse 1: Rhy. Fig. 2 A E D E |------0-------0-----------2----------0--| |-----2-------0-----------3----------0---| |o---2-------1-----------2----------1---o| |o--2-------2-----------0----------2----o| |--0-------2-----------0----------2------| |----------------------------------------| Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights, Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in town with out a Christmas tree, Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me: Verse 2: Rhy. Fig. 4 A E D E |----------0-----------0----------2-----------0--| |------------------0----------------------0------| |o-2---2-------1----------2---2-------1---------o| |o-2-----------2----------0-----------2---------o| |--0-----------2----------0-----------2----------| |------------------------------------------------| David Lee Roth lights the me norrah, So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli, Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli. (pause for giggle) Verse 3: Rhy. Fig. 2 Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too, Rhy. Fig. 1 Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew! Rhy. Fill. 1 A E |-0--0--0-------0----0-| |-2--2--2--0-0--0----0-| |-2--2--2--0-0--1----1-| |-2--2--2--0-0--2----2-| |-0--0--0--0-0--2----2-| |----------------------| Chorus: Rhy. Fig. 5 D |-2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2------| |-3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--0-0-| |-2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--0-0-| |-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-0-| |-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-0-| |-----------------------------------------------| E |-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-| |-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-| |-1--1--1--1-1-1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1-| |-2--2--2--2-2-2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-| |-2--2--2--2-2-2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-| |-------------------------------------------------| You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! Rhy. Fill. 2 A |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| |-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| |-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| |-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| |---------------| Interlude: Rhy. Fig. 1 Put on your yalmulka, it's time for Hanukkah, The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah. Verse 4: Rhy. Fig. 6 A E D E |-0-0---0--0------2--2--0-| |-2-2---0--0------3--3--0-| |-2-2---1--1------2--2--1-| |-2-2---2--2------0--0--2-| |-0-0---2--2------0--0--2-| |-------------------------| O.J. Simpson--not a Jew! A E D E |------0----0--0--0----0--0-0----2---0-0-----------------| |------2----2--0--0----0--0-0----3---0-0-----------------| |------2----2--1--1----1--1-1----2---1-1-----------------| |------2----2--2--2----2--2-2----0---2-2-----------------| |------0----0--2--2----2--2-2----0---2-2-----------------| |--------------------------------------------------------| But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--(he converted!) Rhy. Fill. 3 Bm |-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| |-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| |-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| |-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| |-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| |---------------| Rhy. Fig. 2 We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby, Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby! Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is, Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges. Rhy. Fill. 1 Chorus: Rhy. Fig. 5 So many Jews are in show biz-- Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is. Rhy. Fill. 2 Outro: Rhy. Fill. 1 Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah. So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah, If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah. -------------------------------------------------- -- Comments, Question, Requests, Correction -- -- just e-mail me at Hesher104@aol.com --| --------------------------------------------------|