Performed by adam sandler, david spade, tim herlihy, steve koren, and tim meadows [typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors] [talking quietly] M1: ms. murphy is such a pain, man. M2: we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks! M1: and it counts for 80 percent of our grade. M2: well we better study our butts off. M1: well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library. M2: ok, enough talking, let's study! M1: all right. [turning pages] [heavy steps] M2: uh oh M1: oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. we'll never get any studying done with him in the library. [heavy steps continue] M2: oh god, he's taking the stairs! that means he's going to be way out of breath! [fatty whining, try to catch breath] M1: oh no, he's going to sit with us. Fatty: [annoying whining voice] hey fellas, studying for the big test? M1: uh, yes fatty, we were. Fatty: [still trying to catch breath] great! I'll join ya. [fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] M2: hey fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath? Fatty: no, no, I'm catching it! [fatty continuing to whine and snort] M1: ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate. Fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder] sure, no problem. M1: oh man. Fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly] this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know. [whining continues even louder] M1: yes fatty, we know, we just said that. [wheezing continues a little softer] M2: fatty! please keep it down! [fatty makes snoring/whining sounds] M2: is he sleeping!? M1: no, it's his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down. [snoring stops, more weird noise starts] M2: ahh geez fatty, what's wrong with you!? Fatty: [pausing, snorting] I'm trying. [whining continues] M1: fatty, you know what's going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study! [whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous] M2: oh no, that one's going to do it! [fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling] M2: fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again! Fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine] I'm sorry! Fireman ray: fire! man the building! M1: sorry fireman ray, it's not the fire alarm. Fireman ray: fatty mcgee, is that you again!? Fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly] yes. [snort] sorry. [snort] Fireman ray: didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!? Fatty: [whiney voice] but I like the stairs! Fireman ray: [annoyed] why!? Fatty: [still whining horribly] they're fun! Fireman ray: oh fatty mcgee, you're the fattest! [everyone laughing at stupid joke] [raspberry]