And I'd have a house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones that got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here I find it funny, I laugh at people And don't know why I sometimes giggle, if there's an earthquake Where good people die And I'd have a house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones that got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here I'll make the big man, I'll do what I can I'll suffer for my sins Speak with a deep voice, listen to metal So that the good guys never win And I'd have a house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones that got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here Yeah you should see them all When you sit in on Christmas day But at six o' clock, on the sixth of June is OK Got my life under the sun, pay for the things I've done Pay for my mistakes And I'd have a house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones that got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here House under the ground House under the ground House under the ground And I'd have a house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones that got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here