Sunshines Are you outside I am a simpleton by choice not speaking to hear my voice Sunshines Why are you sleeping Gotta get outside Cover the ground on foot Not hithing around your spur Over the river and trough the woods I've come this far to bring in the goods I get high, even when I don't try Let 'em pass by with a wink to the eye I reserve the right to be stoned I reserve the right to take it to collect them sums I have the right Don't try to be, there's really no point in you biting me I'm glad to see that it's easy for me to be an MC Let me tell you a little story Like my dog Bobby, he hated the pool man So I tried to play Kotter and make things cool And I said just let him smell you, hold out your hand He reached it on out, and then bam He bit him, he bit him so fuckin' hard Blood was steady gushin' all over my back yard I kept apologizin', I felt so fuckin' bad