Who's that creeping out of my back door Don't say he's collecting for the poor Don't you tell me you're not having fun The green eyed monster's got me on the run Phones keep ringing but there's no one there You never told me why you changed your hair Someone else's lotion on my side of the mattress Green eyed monster's got me by the niagra's Don't think i'm mad, it's paranoia (i want what you got) I'm sad, you're glad (i want what you got) I'm hungry for your love Say the word, give me fever (you got what i need) Keep those goodies for me Midnight shopping is a funny thing But i'm not laughing, you don't wear your ring You spend a fortune but your cupboard's bare The green eyed monster's got his home in there Somethings cooking at the laundromat Dirty washing, i'm not having that Fifteen visits and my threads are bare The green eyed monster leaves me in despair Don't think i'm mad, it's paranoia (i want what you got) I'm sad, you're glad (i want what you got) Hungry for your love You say, the word, give me fever (you got what i need) Keep that something for me What the hell is happening here The more i get to know I find out how much i don't know Who can i turn to now When everything i touch And everything i see Seems to crumble into dust You put the evil eye on me Green eyed monster's driving me insane And jealous lovers play a deadly game